New College, New Hostel, New Room… Same Me, Extra Drama

Hello guys 👋😎

Welcome to another episode where you & I will be on a full-on roller-coaster ride through my engineering life. 🎢😂

Main hoon aapki host Sakhi 💁‍♀️✨

Aur aaj ka episode… uff… UNCENSORED, UNFILTERED, UNHINGED 😭🔥

Story shuru hoti hai uss din jab main results ke baad teen poore rounds khelke ek college select karti hoon… naam mat poochna, trauma trigger ho jata hai 😭

The moment I reached to confirm my seat…
LIFE NE ROAD PE HI REALITY KA EENT FENK KE MARI 😭🧱💥
PUNE? No no.
VILLAGE, madam. VILLAGE. 🌾🎭
Mountains ne thoda dil sambhala… thank you nature, ily 🌄💔”

“Phir fees ka session start… teacher bolte ja raha, mere dimaag me calculator chal raha 🧮😵”

Enter Dad with background echo:
“2 lakh per year lagenge… hostel + mess + college. Ab bata? Admission leni hai?”

“And guess what? For the FIRST time ever… maine khud decision liya.
Bas ek hi thought:

Ghar se nikalna hai. Duniya dekhni hai. Banda naya. Jagah nayi. Peeda nayi. 😂

Baad me regret hua… paise ka sochke 💀💸
Decision ka nahi, bill ka hua.

Papa ka trademark dialogue:
“Arre bohot mast hai! Fresh air milegi! Pollution se door! Kahin jaane ki zarurat nahi. Aur paise bhi bachenge — tu ghoomne kam jayegi.”

Haan… reality ke paas iska ultra HD opposite version ready tha.

THEN…

1st September — Orientation Day.
Main 11 baje pohonchi, 11–1 ka session attend kiya…
And honestly —
Orientation = Stand-up comedy without jokes.
Highly NOT recommended… unless you’re into hearing scripted lies.
Waha pr sab “hum yeh denge… hum woh denge…” type feka-feki hi chal rahi thi

Hostel Room Scene
First one to enter… window seat instantly MERA. 😌
Mumma ne saara setup kar diya…

“And then…
Plot twist itna sharp ki GOT writers bhi sharma jaaye.”,

Warden: “TU CS CHI AAHE ??”

Me: “NHII !! ”

Warden: “MALA WATL TU CS CHI AAHES MHNUN TULA CS WALYA MULIN SOBT TAKL, TULA ROOM CHANGE KRAVI LAGEL”

Me: internally screaming in 47 languages 😭🔥

Us din mene warden ko bohot galiya di guys you won't believe.

New room, new people, new trauma…
Aur engineering ki asli movie YAHI se shuru.”

But the REAL PAIN??
The ultimate betrayal???
The final boss of suffering????

Ab samaan arrange karna tha! Matlab room-change se zyada heartbreak toh kapde-folding ne diya 👕💔😭😩

See you in the next episode guys!
Room shift toh simple tha…
Par jo waha dekhne ko mila na—
Mummy kasam, mera wifi bhi shock me chala gaya tha 🤣📶⚡

                                                 Live footage of my suffering (no filters used).