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To kaise hai aap log?? Mujhe miss kiya ya nahi?? Main nahi kar paayi — kyunki main mummy ke haath ka khana enjoy kar rahi thi 😌 Abhi fish ban rahi hai (ETA: 2 hours, engineering timetable se bhi zyada unreliable), toh socha jab tak bhagwan khana de, tab tak ek blog likh ke thoda engineering trauma yaad kar liya jaye. Oops… zyada sach bol diya. Sorry sorry 😬 Chalo, blog shuru karte hain. What Freshers Think Engineering Will Be Like vs What Actually Happens Freshers college aate hi aisa lagta hai jaise koi Karan Johar movie ka intro scene chal raha ho — new city, new college, new friends, aankhon mein sapne, walk mein confidence, aur brand-new notebooks… jo sirf first year mein hi retirement le leti hain 🫠 As a fresher, expectations limitless hoti hain. Reality ka data pack unlimited hota hai. 1. Fresher’s Think: “I’ll attend every lecture. I’m serious about my career.” Reality: Lecture miss karne se pehle tum attendance calculate karte ho Teacher ka face dekh ke final decision hota ...

Hey bhiddu log, kaise ho meri public? 😌 It’s been 10 days… aur haan, mujhe pata hai— tum logon ko meri life se koi naya tea nahi mila tha. (Ya phir ye bolu… meri life pe hasne ka mauka nahi mila 🥲) Oops. Sach thoda zyada bol diya kya? Chalo chhodo, jokes apart— aaj ka tea itna garam hai ki chai ki patti bhi darr jaaye ☕🔥 Toh aate hain main mudde pe— SPPU management. Sach bataun? Aaj tak samajh nahi aaya ki schedule banata kaun hai aur sochta kaun hai ya dono kaam alag-alag log bina baat kiye kar rahe hain? INSEM ke time last paper Pola ki wajah se postpone . JAAN LE LO BHAI. Aisa laga jaise Pola ek din pehle SPPU ke kaan mein aake bola ho: “Kal Pola hai, SPPU ke bacche bail hain 🐂 chhod do, exam baad mein le lena.” Aur hum? Hum toh poori padhai karke baith gaye the — phir mila kya? 👉 2–3 din ka extra gap ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME??? 😭 Gap mile toh hum padhte nahi, hum log movie dekhte hai bhaii Aur jab laga ki chalo inki faltu masti khatam, tab SPPU ne bola...

Hey budds, Welcome back to another episode where you and I are sunaing our dukhda … oh sorry, I am sharing my dukhda and you all are here to laugh at my situation because obviously it’s relatable to your life too. Right?? Great. Let’s cry together. 🫶😂 So aaj hum baat karenge “How I survived the first 6 months of engineering as a 2nd-year girlie.” Because honestly, practicals, viva, seniors, HOD, attendance… sab ka full combo meal 2nd year me hi milta hai. First year me toh hum sab apne so-called besties ke saath 4 saal sath rehne ke sapne dekhte rehte hain. “Hum toh same group, same bench, same life!” Kya hi pyare sapne the… Phir 2nd year aate hi sabka reality check delivery ho jata hai. 🧕 The HOD’s “Motivational” TED Talk Second-year ke first lecture me hi HOD madam ji ka speech shuru: “Study hard.” “Be university toppers.” “Participate in everything.” “Grab placements.” “Come to me whenever you need something.” Aur jab actual me kuch kaam ho… “Beta adj...

Hello buddies, Welcome back to another episode of “Why am I still in college?” 😭 Aaj ka topic: exam season — aka SPPU ka personal hobby. Kyun ki unka motto simple hai: “Students khush , Hein!!!! Jaldi, unki zindagi barbaad karo.” Hum plan banaye → timetable. Hum birthday manaye → timetable. Hum thand mein blanket romance kare → timetable. SPPU: “Oh you were smiling? My bad.” Prep leave 20 days milti hai… which basically means 20 days ka stress , 0.5% padhai, Aur baaki sab time guilt + scrolling + guilt about scrolling. Engineers ki life ka official cycle: Pura semester: memes, reels, life chill Exam ke ek din pehle: “Chalo zindagi sudhaarte hain” energy ON (jo 15 minutes baad hi OFF ho jaati hai) Hostel me exams? Bas ek circus missing hota, otherwise show perfect. Normal days → chai, gossip, sleeping like a baby. Exam days → Dinner ke baad group bakchodi (mandatory) “Thoda badminton khel leti hoon… warm-up for studying.” 3 AM: “Okay guys, THIS is the mo...